first-reader Readers before you publish. Every anti-slop skill audits properties of the text: banned words, sentence shapes, rhythm. This skill occupies the layer none of them touch: the experience of a reader. The people who detect hollow text near-perfectly do not count words; they notice what the text commits to, what it risks, and what it leaves in memory. A human reader is a forager building a gist model under time pressure, running a trust evaluation of the writer in parallel, free to quit at any sentence. This skill reproduces that reader and reports what happened to them. It produces…